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Normal girls/boys:
I have boy/girl problems
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Me:
I have wi-fi problems
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Person:
what's your biggest fear?
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Me:
season finales
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*Hears noises at night*:
Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
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*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
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*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
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*A cop walks by*:
Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
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*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
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*Gets a sunburn*:
Skin cancer.
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